koljatile sain küll 41 pannalt ehk 205cm (loodetavasti mõõtsid ikka kannast pealaeni mitte varbast - vasrvas eespool ja jätab pikema mulje) ning kääbikule 27 tk ehk 135cm
seega - koll polegi liiga pikk - lihtsalt kääbik on liiga pisike.
Nali
Aikurat jah, varbast ma võtsin, ei taiband esimese raksuga ära, et ikka kannast tuleb võtta, olin liiga tuhinas matemaatilisest ülesandestSatakas kirjutas:koljatile sain küll 41 pannalt ehk 205cm (loodetavasti mõõtsid ikka kannast pealaeni mitte varbast - vasrvas eespool ja jätab pikema mulje) ning kääbikule 27 tk ehk 135cm
seega - koll polegi liiga pikk - lihtsalt kääbik on liiga pisike.
Tundub, kui see väike äpardus ära korrigeerida, saame suhteliselt sama tulemuse. 
Niikaua, kui elu sees, relv käes ja Eestimaa pind jalge all, pole häda veel midagi.
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Barot Kasakstanist 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvQMv-W_kE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pu8Slcy-G0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6REM6O395Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7GJNP_S1n4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WF8yTWLWEQ
jne... http://www.borat-son.com/
Hea et mees Estonistanist pole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvQMv-W_kE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pu8Slcy-G0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6REM6O395Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7GJNP_S1n4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WF8yTWLWEQ
jne... http://www.borat-son.com/
Hea et mees Estonistanist pole
Viimati muutis krizz, 20 Nov, 2006 14:45, muudetud 2 korda kokku.
* Otsin pilte ja infot Aegna merekindluses teeninutest, eriti aastatest 1930-34 *
* Meie peaülesanne olgu peatada eestlaste väljasuremine. Ukrainlased ei sure välja ka siis, kui nad kotavad (enamasti venelastega asustatud) Ida-Ukraina ja Krimmi! *
* Meie peaülesanne olgu peatada eestlaste väljasuremine. Ukrainlased ei sure välja ka siis, kui nad kotavad (enamasti venelastega asustatud) Ida-Ukraina ja Krimmi! *
ei usu eriti!maailma pikem mees(vähemalt guinessi raamatu järgi) on maailma pikem mees 272 cm!General kirjutas:ära näe vaeva,hiiglane on 2m ja 92cm pikk,väikest meest ei teaSatakas kirjutas:mul temaatiline küsimus: millised mõõdud on vööpandlal? teeksin kiire mõõtmise ja arvutaks kummagi pikkuse välja
Elagu Eesti Wabariik!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvQMv-W_kE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pu8Slcy-G0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7GJNP_S1n4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WF8yTWLWEQ
jne... http://www.borat-son.com/
Hea et mees Estonistanist pole
Kurat naera või kõveraks! Väga hea! 12 sammu programm
1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to
recovery...
2. Speech:
* Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early).
* Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, workout, get used to it.
* "F *ck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um".
* Grunting is not talking.
* It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out"
* People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC
3. Style:
* Do not put creases in your jeans.
* Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts.
* A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating.
* A high and tight looks really dumb as well.
* So does a low reg, but not as bad.
* A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world.
* you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time.
4. Women:
* Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls.
* Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6 month marriages, even if it is your first.
* Marrying a girl so that you can move out of the barracks does not make "financial sense", it makes you a retard.
5. Personal accomplishments:
* In the real world, being able to do pushups will not make you good at your job.
* Most people will be slightly disturbed by you if you tell them about people you have killed or seen die.
* How much pain you can take is not a personal accomplishment.
* The time you got really drunk and passed the sobriety test anyway is also not a personal accomplishment.
6. Drinking:
* In the real world, being drunk before 5pm will get you an intervention, not a "good for you"
* That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and pissed in your closet is not a conversation starter.
* That time you went to the combat life saver school and practiced giving vodka iv's will also not be a good conversation starter
6. Bodily functions:
* Farting on your co-workers and then giggling while you run away may be viewed as "unprofessional".
* The size of the dump you took yesterday will not be funny no matter how big it was, how much it burned, or how much it smelled.
* You can't make fun of someone for being sick, no matter how funny it is
* VD will also not be funny
7. The human body:
* Most people will not want to hear about your balls. Odd as that may seem, it's true.
8. Spending habits:
* One day, you will have to pay bills
* Buying a $30,000 car on a $16,000 a year salary is a really bad idea.
* Spending money on video games instead of on diapers makes you a fool.
* One day you will need health insurance
9. Interacting with civilians (AKA YOU):
* Making fun of your neighbor to his face for being fat will not be normal.
10. Real jobs:
* They really can fire you.
* On the flip side you really can quit.
* Screaming at the people that work for you will not be normal, remember they really can quit too.
* Taking naps at work will not be acceptable.
* Remember 9-5 not 0530 to 1800
11. The Law:
* Non-judicial punishment does not exist and will not save you from prison.
* Your workplace unlike your command can't save you and probably won't,in fact most likely you will fired about 5 minutes after they find out you've been arrested
* Even McDonalds does background checks, and "conviction" isn't going to help you get the job
* Fighting is not a normal thing and will get you really arrested, not yelled at Monday morning before they ask you if you won.
12. General knowledge:
* You can in fact really say what you think about the President in public.
* Pain is not weakness leaving the body, it's just pain.
* They won't wear anything shiny that tells you they are more important then you are, be polite.
* Read the contracts before you sign them, remember what happened the first time.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 511620.asp
1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to
recovery...
2. Speech:
* Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early).
* Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, workout, get used to it.
* "F *ck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um".
* Grunting is not talking.
* It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out"
* People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC
3. Style:
* Do not put creases in your jeans.
* Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts.
* A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating.
* A high and tight looks really dumb as well.
* So does a low reg, but not as bad.
* A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world.
* you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time.
4. Women:
* Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls.
* Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6 month marriages, even if it is your first.
* Marrying a girl so that you can move out of the barracks does not make "financial sense", it makes you a retard.
5. Personal accomplishments:
* In the real world, being able to do pushups will not make you good at your job.
* Most people will be slightly disturbed by you if you tell them about people you have killed or seen die.
* How much pain you can take is not a personal accomplishment.
* The time you got really drunk and passed the sobriety test anyway is also not a personal accomplishment.
6. Drinking:
* In the real world, being drunk before 5pm will get you an intervention, not a "good for you"
* That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and pissed in your closet is not a conversation starter.
* That time you went to the combat life saver school and practiced giving vodka iv's will also not be a good conversation starter
6. Bodily functions:
* Farting on your co-workers and then giggling while you run away may be viewed as "unprofessional".
* The size of the dump you took yesterday will not be funny no matter how big it was, how much it burned, or how much it smelled.
* You can't make fun of someone for being sick, no matter how funny it is
* VD will also not be funny
7. The human body:
* Most people will not want to hear about your balls. Odd as that may seem, it's true.
8. Spending habits:
* One day, you will have to pay bills
* Buying a $30,000 car on a $16,000 a year salary is a really bad idea.
* Spending money on video games instead of on diapers makes you a fool.
* One day you will need health insurance
9. Interacting with civilians (AKA YOU):
* Making fun of your neighbor to his face for being fat will not be normal.
10. Real jobs:
* They really can fire you.
* On the flip side you really can quit.
* Screaming at the people that work for you will not be normal, remember they really can quit too.
* Taking naps at work will not be acceptable.
* Remember 9-5 not 0530 to 1800
11. The Law:
* Non-judicial punishment does not exist and will not save you from prison.
* Your workplace unlike your command can't save you and probably won't,in fact most likely you will fired about 5 minutes after they find out you've been arrested
* Even McDonalds does background checks, and "conviction" isn't going to help you get the job
* Fighting is not a normal thing and will get you really arrested, not yelled at Monday morning before they ask you if you won.
12. General knowledge:
* You can in fact really say what you think about the President in public.
* Pain is not weakness leaving the body, it's just pain.
* They won't wear anything shiny that tells you they are more important then you are, be polite.
* Read the contracts before you sign them, remember what happened the first time.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 511620.asp
sorry pean selle lisama.
Tõde ei tea aga lugu on hea
prantsusmaa sõjaline jõud
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 121818.asp
Tõde ei tea aga lugu on hea
prantsusmaa sõjaline jõud
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 121818.asp
Viimati muutis mürakaru, 10 Nov, 2006 22:43, muudetud 1 kord kokku.
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