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Aikurat jah, varbast ma võtsin, ei taiband esimese raksuga ära, et ikka kannast tuleb võtta, olin liiga tuhinas matemaatilisest ülesandestSatakas kirjutas:koljatile sain küll 41 pannalt ehk 205cm (loodetavasti mõõtsid ikka kannast pealaeni mitte varbast - vasrvas eespool ja jätab pikema mulje) ning kääbikule 27 tk ehk 135cm
seega - koll polegi liiga pikk - lihtsalt kääbik on liiga pisike.


Niikaua, kui elu sees, relv käes ja Eestimaa pind jalge all, pole häda veel midagi.
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Barot Kasakstanist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvQMv-W_kE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pu8Slcy-G0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6REM6O395Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7GJNP_S1n4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WF8yTWLWEQ
jne... http://www.borat-son.com/
Hea et mees Estonistanist pole


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvQMv-W_kE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pu8Slcy-G0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6REM6O395Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7GJNP_S1n4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WF8yTWLWEQ
jne... http://www.borat-son.com/
Hea et mees Estonistanist pole

Viimati muutis krizz, 20 Nov, 2006 14:45, muudetud 2 korda kokku.
* Otsin pilte ja infot Aegna merekindluses teeninutest, eriti aastatest 1930-34 *
* Meie peaülesanne olgu peatada eestlaste väljasuremine. Ukrainlased ei sure välja ka siis, kui nad kotavad (enamasti venelastega asustatud) Ida-Ukraina ja Krimmi! *
* Meie peaülesanne olgu peatada eestlaste väljasuremine. Ukrainlased ei sure välja ka siis, kui nad kotavad (enamasti venelastega asustatud) Ida-Ukraina ja Krimmi! *
ei usu eriti!maailma pikem mees(vähemalt guinessi raamatu järgi) on maailma pikem mees 272 cm!General kirjutas:ära näe vaeva,hiiglane on 2m ja 92cm pikk,väikest meest ei teaSatakas kirjutas:mul temaatiline küsimus: millised mõõdud on vööpandlal? teeksin kiire mõõtmise ja arvutaks kummagi pikkuse välja
Elagu Eesti Wabariik!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvQMv-W_kE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pu8Slcy-G0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7GJNP_S1n4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WF8yTWLWEQ
jne... http://www.borat-son.com/
Hea et mees Estonistanist pole




12 sammu programm
1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to
recovery...
2. Speech:
* Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early).
* Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, workout, get used to it.
* "F *ck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um".
* Grunting is not talking.
* It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out"
* People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC
3. Style:
* Do not put creases in your jeans.
* Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts.
* A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating.
* A high and tight looks really dumb as well.
* So does a low reg, but not as bad.
* A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world.
* you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time.
4. Women:
* Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls.
* Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6 month marriages, even if it is your first.
* Marrying a girl so that you can move out of the barracks does not make "financial sense", it makes you a retard.
5. Personal accomplishments:
* In the real world, being able to do pushups will not make you good at your job.
* Most people will be slightly disturbed by you if you tell them about people you have killed or seen die.
* How much pain you can take is not a personal accomplishment.
* The time you got really drunk and passed the sobriety test anyway is also not a personal accomplishment.
6. Drinking:
* In the real world, being drunk before 5pm will get you an intervention, not a "good for you"
* That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and pissed in your closet is not a conversation starter.
* That time you went to the combat life saver school and practiced giving vodka iv's will also not be a good conversation starter
6. Bodily functions:
* Farting on your co-workers and then giggling while you run away may be viewed as "unprofessional".
* The size of the dump you took yesterday will not be funny no matter how big it was, how much it burned, or how much it smelled.
* You can't make fun of someone for being sick, no matter how funny it is
* VD will also not be funny
7. The human body:
* Most people will not want to hear about your balls. Odd as that may seem, it's true.
8. Spending habits:
* One day, you will have to pay bills
* Buying a $30,000 car on a $16,000 a year salary is a really bad idea.
* Spending money on video games instead of on diapers makes you a fool.
* One day you will need health insurance
9. Interacting with civilians (AKA YOU):
* Making fun of your neighbor to his face for being fat will not be normal.
10. Real jobs:
* They really can fire you.
* On the flip side you really can quit.
* Screaming at the people that work for you will not be normal, remember they really can quit too.
* Taking naps at work will not be acceptable.
* Remember 9-5 not 0530 to 1800
11. The Law:
* Non-judicial punishment does not exist and will not save you from prison.
* Your workplace unlike your command can't save you and probably won't,in fact most likely you will fired about 5 minutes after they find out you've been arrested
* Even McDonalds does background checks, and "conviction" isn't going to help you get the job
* Fighting is not a normal thing and will get you really arrested, not yelled at Monday morning before they ask you if you won.
12. General knowledge:
* You can in fact really say what you think about the President in public.
* Pain is not weakness leaving the body, it's just pain.
* They won't wear anything shiny that tells you they are more important then you are, be polite.
* Read the contracts before you sign them, remember what happened the first time.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 511620.asp
1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to
recovery...
2. Speech:
* Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early).
* Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, workout, get used to it.
* "F *ck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um".
* Grunting is not talking.
* It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out"
* People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC
3. Style:
* Do not put creases in your jeans.
* Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts.
* A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating.
* A high and tight looks really dumb as well.
* So does a low reg, but not as bad.
* A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world.
* you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time.
4. Women:
* Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls.
* Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6 month marriages, even if it is your first.
* Marrying a girl so that you can move out of the barracks does not make "financial sense", it makes you a retard.
5. Personal accomplishments:
* In the real world, being able to do pushups will not make you good at your job.
* Most people will be slightly disturbed by you if you tell them about people you have killed or seen die.
* How much pain you can take is not a personal accomplishment.
* The time you got really drunk and passed the sobriety test anyway is also not a personal accomplishment.
6. Drinking:
* In the real world, being drunk before 5pm will get you an intervention, not a "good for you"
* That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and pissed in your closet is not a conversation starter.
* That time you went to the combat life saver school and practiced giving vodka iv's will also not be a good conversation starter
6. Bodily functions:
* Farting on your co-workers and then giggling while you run away may be viewed as "unprofessional".
* The size of the dump you took yesterday will not be funny no matter how big it was, how much it burned, or how much it smelled.
* You can't make fun of someone for being sick, no matter how funny it is
* VD will also not be funny
7. The human body:
* Most people will not want to hear about your balls. Odd as that may seem, it's true.
8. Spending habits:
* One day, you will have to pay bills
* Buying a $30,000 car on a $16,000 a year salary is a really bad idea.
* Spending money on video games instead of on diapers makes you a fool.
* One day you will need health insurance
9. Interacting with civilians (AKA YOU):
* Making fun of your neighbor to his face for being fat will not be normal.
10. Real jobs:
* They really can fire you.
* On the flip side you really can quit.
* Screaming at the people that work for you will not be normal, remember they really can quit too.
* Taking naps at work will not be acceptable.
* Remember 9-5 not 0530 to 1800
11. The Law:
* Non-judicial punishment does not exist and will not save you from prison.
* Your workplace unlike your command can't save you and probably won't,in fact most likely you will fired about 5 minutes after they find out you've been arrested
* Even McDonalds does background checks, and "conviction" isn't going to help you get the job
* Fighting is not a normal thing and will get you really arrested, not yelled at Monday morning before they ask you if you won.
12. General knowledge:
* You can in fact really say what you think about the President in public.
* Pain is not weakness leaving the body, it's just pain.
* They won't wear anything shiny that tells you they are more important then you are, be polite.
* Read the contracts before you sign them, remember what happened the first time.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 511620.asp
sorry pean selle lisama.
Tõde ei tea aga lugu on hea
prantsusmaa sõjaline jõud
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 121818.asp

Tõde ei tea aga lugu on hea
prantsusmaa sõjaline jõud
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/artic ... 121818.asp

Viimati muutis mürakaru, 10 Nov, 2006 22:43, muudetud 1 kord kokku.
Ka Iraagis saab nalja vahest: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=401081e414&o=1
see on ju täitsa asjalikMartinL kirjutas:http://www.dusky.sk/halbot/?id=1384

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